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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty Awesome reply: Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me... signed, J.P. Morgan

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Facts About the Nobel Prizes · Named after Alfred Nobel, Swedish chemist and inventor of dynamite. · First awarded in 1901, five years after Alfred Nobel's death. · Prizes first awarded in five subjects: chemistry, physics, physiology or medicine, literature, and peace. · Sixth subject, economics, added in 1969. · Prizes can only be awarded to individuals, except the Peace Prize. · Each award can be given to a maximum of three people per year. · Money from Nobel's estate went into a fund managed by the Nobel Foundation. The interest from the fund constitutes the monetary prize each year. · Each prize constitutes a gold medal, a diploma, and a sum of money. · If there are multiple winners of one subject, the award money is split equally among the winners. · The Literature and Peace Prizes are very controversial because the award criteria is considered subjective. · Each year there are 100 to 250 nominees for each prize. · If someone nominated himself/herself, he/she would automatically be disqualified. · Someone cannot be nominated posthumously. Yet, if someone was alive when nominated but died before the award was given, they may be awarded posthumously. · Prizes must be awarded at least once every 5-year period. · A few prize winners have declined the award.

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UN recognized days / weeks

Since the early days of the United Nations, the UN has established a set of Days and Weeks to help focus the world on the issues in which the UN has an interest and commitment. The UN calls on Member States and other organizations to mark these days in ways which reflect their priorities.

January

27 International Day of Commemoration in memory of the victims of the Holocaust

February

20 World Day of Social Justice (as of 2009)

21 International Mother Language Day

March

8 International Women's Day and

United Nations Day for Women's Rights and International Peace

21 International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination

21-28 Week of Solidarity with the Peoples Struggling against Racism and Racial Discrimination

22 World Water Day

23 World Meteorological Day

April

4 International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action

7 World Health Day

23 World Book and Copyright Day

May

3 World Press Freedom Day

15 International Day of Families

17 World Information Society Day (formerly World Telecommunication Day)

21 World Day for Cultural Diversity for Dialogue and Development

22 International Day for Biological Diversity (formerly December 29, changed in 2001)

25-June 1 Week of Solidarity with the Peoples of Non-Self-Governing Territories

29 International Day of United Nations Peacekeepers

31 World No-Tobacco Day

June

4 International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression

5 World Environment Day

17 World Day to Combat Desertification and Drought

20 World Refugee Day

23 United Nations Public Service Day

26 International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking and

International Day in Support of Victims of Torture

July

First Saturday International Day of Cooperatives

11 World Population Day

August

9 International Day of the World's Indigenous People

12 International Youth Day

23 International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition

September

8 International Literacy Day

15 International Day of Democracy

16 International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer

21 International Day of Peace (formerly the opening day of the UN General Assembly, changed to a set date as of 2002)

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Plant facts:

· A notch in a tree will remain the same distance from the ground as the tree grows.

· Banana oil is made from petroleum.

· 84% of a raw apple and 96% of a raw cucumber is water.

· The largest single flower is the Rafflesia or “corpse flower”. They are generally 3 feet in diameter with the record being 42 inches.

· Onions contain a mild antibiotic that fights infections, soothes burns, tames bee stings and relieves the itch of athletes foot.

· Quinine, one of the most important drugs known to man, is obtained from the dried bark of an evergreen tree native to South America.

· The rose family of plants, in addition to flowers, gives us apples, pears, plums, cherries, almonds, peaches and apricots.

· No species of wild plant produces a flower or blossom that is absolutely black, and so far, none has been developed artificially.

· Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

· The bright orange color of carrots tell you they are an excellent source of Vitamin A which is important for good eyesight, especially at night. Vitamin A helps your body fight infection, and keeps your skin and hair healthy.

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Olympics Games

The Winter Olympic Games is a winter multi-sport event held every four years. They feature winter sports held on snow or ice, such as Alpine skiing, cross-country skiing, figure skating, bobsledding and ice hockey. Cross-country skiing, figure skating, ice hockey, Nordic combined, ski jumping, and speed skating have been competed at every Winter Olympics since 1924. Other athletic events have been added as the Games have progressed. Some of these events, such as short track speed skating, and freestyle skiing have earned a permanent spot on the Olympic programme. Others, like speed skiing, bandy, and skijoring have been demonstration sports but never incorporated officially as an Olympic sport. Fewer countries participate in the Winter Olympics than the Summer Olympics. The first Winter Olympics were held in Chamonix, France.

The Summer Olympic Games or the Games of the Olympiad are an international multi-sport event, occurring every four years, organized by the International Olympic Committee. Medals are awarded in each event, with gold medals for first place, silver for second and bronze for third, a tradition that started in 1904. The Winter Olympics were also created due to the success of the summer Olympics. The games have expanded from a 42-event competition with fewer than 250 male athletes to a 300-event sporting tradition with over 10,000 competitors of both sexes from 205 nations. Organizers for the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing expected approximately 10,500 athletes to take part in the 302 events on the program for the games

The Paralympic Games are a multi-sport event for athletes with physical and visual disabilities. This includes athletes with mobility disabilities, amputations, blindness, and cerebral palsy. The Paralympic Games are held every four years, following the Olympic Games, and are governed by the International Paralympic Committee (IPC). The Paralympic Games are sometimes confused with the Special Olympics World Games, which are only for people with intellectual disabilities.

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Laughter Therapy: What Happens When We Laugh?

We change physiologically when we laugh. We stretch muscles throughout our face and body, our pulse and blood pressure go up, and we breathe faster, sending more oxygen to our tissues.

People who believe in the benefits of laughter say it can be like a mild workout -- and may offer some of the same advantages as a workout.

Laughter's Effects on the Body

Blood flow. Researchers at the University of Maryland studied the effects on blood vessels when people were shown either comedies or dramas. After the screening, the blood vessels of the group who watched the comedy behaved normally -- expanding and contracting easily. But the blood vessels in people who watched the drama tended to tense up, restricting blood flow.

Immune response. Increased stress is associated with decreased immune system response, says Provine. Some studies have shown that the ability to use humor may raise the level of infection-fighting antibodies in the body and boost the levels of immune cells, as well.

Blood sugar levels. One study of 19 people with diabetes looked at the effects of laughter on blood sugar levels. After eating, the group attended a tedious lecture. On the next day, the group ate the same meal and then watched a comedy. After the comedy, the group had lower blood sugar levels than they did after the lecture.

Relaxation and sleep. The focus on the benefits of laughter really began with Norman Cousin's memoir, Anatomy of an Illness. Cousins, who was diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis, a painful spine condition, found that a diet of comedies, like Marx Brothers films and episodes of Candid Camera, helped him feel better. He said that ten minutes of laughter allowed him two hours of pain-free sleep.

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